SQS Golf League - Talk Smack!

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This is your chance to talk some smack and psych out your opponents!

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Santa 12/19/2024 5:25:16 PM

Congrats to Rob & John. 2024 SQS Champs.

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D. Conklin 9/13/2024 1:20:15 PM

Let's go!

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The crowd goes wild. 9/1/2024 2:11:54 PM

Congratulations to MATT PRITCHARD & RICH PARKER second half champs!! next week seed #1 team 4 Rob & John will play seed #4 team 6 Steve & Shane and seed #2 team 3 Matt & Rich will play seed #3 team 9 Jake & Dave

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Jim B 8/30/2024 11:05:29 AM

Holy shit!!!!! FRANK SHOT 41!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El Presidente 8/29/2024 6:17:18 PM

Holy shit!!!!! FRANK SHOT 41!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El Presidente 8/23/2024 9:38:52 AM

Holy shit!!!!! FRANK SHOT 41!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El Presidente 8/23/2024 6:30:24 AM

FRANK SHOT A FORTY ONE! A damn 41!!

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Franks bitch 8/22/2024 8:32:35 PM

FRANK SHOT A FORTY ONE! A damn 41!!

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Franks bitch 8/22/2024 7:44:45 PM

Holy shit!!!!! FRANK SHOT 41!!!!!!!!!!!!

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El Presidente 8/22/2024 6:15:02 PM

Nice round frank!! (41)

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Another frank fanboy 8/22/2024 6:13:39 PM

FRANK SHOT A FORTY ONE! A damn 41!!

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Franks bitch 8/22/2024 6:12:38 PM

Schedule is wrong should be. 10-8/ 11-1/ 7-9/ 3-5/ 4-6/ 2-12 8/22

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Jim B 8/22/2024 12:01:27 PM

Dudes…must be off your meds tonight. See you on the course manana.

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The cool me MR. David C 8/21/2024 7:55:38 PM

Yeah! What my partner said.

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T-Bonless 8/21/2024 7:53:09 PM

No chance for you and progeny this week!

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Mo-sterd 8/21/2024 7:52:20 PM

Holly crap! Not you too, son-of-Sven. I’m just trying to be cordial. You young guns are sparkin’ it up.

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The respectable Mr. Conklin 8/21/2024 7:49:35 PM

You’re not the boss of us, Uncle Dave!

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T-Boner 8/21/2024 7:48:05 PM

Wow! Learn to respect your elders Mo-sselini. I’m just trying to keep it friendly.

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Mr. Conklin 8/21/2024 7:47:02 PM

Screw you old man!

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Mo 8/21/2024 7:45:13 PM

Yo, Mo-sef…take it easy on my this week. Old man & bad back.

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Mr. Conklin 8/21/2024 7:44:44 PM

Huh, strange, everyone knows your more of a licker, Murton.

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Mr. Conklin 7/24/2024 2:37:33 PM

Not a good week to be a Conklin...ass kicking is imminent!

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Murton 7/23/2024 1:51:49 PM

GOLF COURSE CLOSED TOMORROW 7/11 NO GOLF!!!

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Jim B 7/10/2024 2:53:28 PM

GOLF COURSE CLOSED TOMORROW 7/11 NO GOLF!!!

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Jim B 7/10/2024 2:07:27 PM

Congrats on the Eagle, Moe!

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Founding Member of the 2023 Eagle Club 6/26/2024 1:36:15 PM

Congrats to Rob & John 1st half champs!!!!!

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Jim 6/25/2024 12:42:51 PM

Day 888 of ZERO REGRETS from not getting jabbed by dr.Fauchi. FJB

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El Presidente 6/5/2024 11:35:32 AM

6 time champions and this year our team number is 6...coincidence?

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Shane 5/23/2024 7:43:06 AM
smurton@sti-usa.com

Hi there - I ran into one of your golfers in Florida over the Winter named Jim. Nice fella! He invited me to "talk smack" on this website. He was telling me about a young man on his league that has difficulty making it there on time each week. My response was, "get your head out of your girlfiend's vagina and get to the course!" :) Maybe I'll sign up on your sub list and visit someday? Sincerely yours,

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Bill 5/21/2024 3:43:14 PM

Opening day is here finally!!! I cant wait to kick off the 12th contest for The Davis Keg!!!

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ElPresidente 5/2/2024 8:51:48 AM

What...?!? you found a coupon??? @ my good friend Sven.

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The Fun Dave 2/15/2024 9:22:58 AM

Thought about buying a new driver for this year....but decided to switch my beer brand instead. Better ROI. You guys better be ready!!

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STeve Bowers 1/4/2024 3:44:27 PM

Same schedule as last week but course may have us play the front

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Jim Battishill 8/21/2023 10:32:26 AM

No golf course closed 8/17/23

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Jim Battishill 8/17/2023 2:12:40 PM

Aug 17 back. 1/3, 2/6, 10/12, 9/11, 5/8, 4/7

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Jim Battishill 8/16/2023 2:13:52 PM

Who tha f@ck is Pich Barker?

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Pich Rarker 8/15/2023 11:49:40 AM

Who tha fahk is Patt Mritchard?!

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Pich Barker 8/15/2023 11:20:23 AM

Where’s the scores/positional round schedule? Who’s driving this bus? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

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Patt Mritchard 8/15/2023 11:16:49 AM

Yo Rob…welcome to the club!

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D. Conklin 7/13/2023 7:26:20 PM

Congratulations to the 3 teams that tied for first half champions Justin & Brad, Rob & John and Jake & Dave

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Jim B 6/27/2023 9:43:57 PM

LFG!!!!!! The day we have all been waiting for is here!!!!! The Kick off to the 11th contest for the Davis Keg will begin today at 15:56. I hope you bring your A game!! we have expanded to 12 teams (6 tee times) so the skins pot is a little bigger!! Cant wait to see all you ugly mugs out there this after noon!

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El Presidente 5/4/2023 7:41:36 AM

4 weeks until the show begins!! Get Ready Boys!

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El Presidente 4/7/2023 9:55:40 AM

Congratulations to Matt and Rich for winning the 2nd half!! Playoffs start Thursday. seed 1 Justin(Cy)/Brad will play seed 4 Rob/John while seed 2 Matt/Rich will play seed 3 Justin/Matt good luck to all! The rest pick a team and play still playing skins

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Jim 9/3/2022 1:16:49 PM

We will use last weeks schedule for Thursday. League last night September 15

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Jim Battishill 8/9/2022 11:29:01 AM

Whatcha thinkin' about Dave?

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Furry Bear 7/7/2022 10:17:46 AM

Congratulations to Justin & Brad first half Champs!!!!

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Jim B 6/30/2022 7:10:14 PM

We will use the week 3 schedule next week 6/2 but the course might have us start on the front.

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Jim B 5/27/2022 11:04:31 AM

Beuller?! BEULLER?!! Is BEULLER here??? We need him to post schedule and latest sheet!

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El Presidente 5/17/2022 9:49:21 AM

Tomorrow 10/8 6/9 5/7 2/4 3/1

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James Battishill 5/11/2022 3:59:53 PM

I’ll fix weeks 2&3 by next week

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Jim Battishill 5/5/2022 9:25:14 AM

Thanks Shane!! Schedule has been posted!!! Sorry for the delay

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Jim Battishill 5/5/2022 9:22:04 AM

Alright Boys!!! Lets Go!!!!!! bring your tacos and tequila tonight Golf is back!!!!

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El Presidente 5/5/2022 8:30:54 AM

First night of golf is May 5

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Jim 4/17/2022 10:50:58 AM

First night is May 5th

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Jim Battishill 4/11/2022 3:18:23 PM

Championship match will be Jesse & Jerad against Shane Murton & Steve Bowers good luck to both teams!

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Jim Battishill 9/3/2021 3:34:19 PM

Sorry guys I got the sheet to Shane late so he may not get it posted here is the schedule for tonight position round 9-5, 3-4, 10-1, 2-8, 6-7

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Jim B 8/26/2021 11:13:09 AM

Use last weeks schedule but will be on the front

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Jim Battishill 8/19/2021 10:50:33 AM

Hey Dave, whatcha thinkin about? Probably how lucky you are that the course is closed and you don't have to suffer a Murton/Bowers beatdown tonight!

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Murton 8/12/2021 10:51:22 AM

NO GOLF TONIGH 8/12 FLOODING AND DAMAGE TO COURSE SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

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Jim Battishill 8/12/2021 9:22:48 AM

Congratulations John Burnsfield for you EAGLE on hole 16!!!

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Jim Battishill 7/30/2021 3:44:56 PM

Whatcha Thinking about Dave?...

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El Presidente 7/29/2021 2:51:57 PM

Golf is on as of now!!! They don’t have power so it would be easier to have cash for your cart fee

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James Battishill 7/8/2021 1:55:37 PM

It's a bad day to be named Dave. No way they stand a chance tonight.

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Murton 6/3/2021 1:31:06 PM

Good Morning Springfeild oaks!!!! Time to kick this mother off! GOLF IS BACK!!!! See you on the course!

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El Presidente 5/6/2021 6:42:23 AM

See everyone May 6th. Everything thing should be posted soon!

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Jim Battishill 4/24/2021 6:28:54 PM

Sorry for the confusion about the way the league was going this season because of the pandemic and the fact that we had a short season we decided to just play The whole season with out the ending playoff. I had written temporary bylaws for this season only but never sent the to Shane to post. So tomorrow is the last night. Rich & Matt have won the championship this year.(CONGRATULATIONS) I will be paying off the top six teams after golf. Please try to hangout for a few minutes so I can figure out the sheets and pay out.

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Jim 9/2/2020 3:11:22 PM

I can sub today if anyone needs help. 248-496-1592.

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Chris Johnston 8/20/2020 7:21:37 AM

NO WORRIES GENTS!!!! ITS GONA CLEAR UP! Time Conditions Temp. Feels Like Precip Amount Cloud Cover Dew Point Humidity Wind Pressure 8:00 am Light RainLight Rain 70 F 70 F 73 % 0.01 in 93 % 68 F 94 % 6 mph E 29.94 in 9:00 am RainRain 70 F 70 F 72 % 0.02 in 100 % 68 F 92 % 8 mph E 29.94 in 10:00 am ShowersShowers 71 F 71 F 49 % 0.02 in 90 % 68 F 90 % 9 mph E 29.94 in 11:00 am CloudyCloudy 72 F 72 F 24 % 0 in 92 % 67 F 85 % 7 mph E 29.94 in 12:00 pm CloudyCloudy 73 F 73 F 22 % 0 in 90 % 67 F 81 % 7 mph ENE 29.94 in 1:00 pm CloudyCloudy 74 F 74 F 18 % 0 in 90 % 68 F 80 % 6 mph NE 29.94 in 2:00 pm CloudyCloudy 75 F 75 F 20 % 0 in 90 % 68 F 80 % 6 mph NNE 29.95 in 3:00 pm CloudyCloudy 75 F 77 F 17 % 0 in 89 % 68 F 80 % 7 mph N 29.94 in 4:00 pm CloudyCloudy 75 F 79 F 15 % 0 in 82 % 68 F 79 % 7 mph N 29.94 in 5:00 pm Mostly CloudyMostly Cloudy 76 F 80 F 15 % 0 in 72 % 68 F 75 % 6 mph N 29.93 in 6:00 pm Mostly CloudyMostly Cloudy 77 F 81 F 15 % 0 in 65 % 68 F 73 % 7 mph NNW 29.93 in

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EL Presidente 7/16/2020 7:03:49 AM

I can sub tomorrow 7/2 if anyone needs.

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Chris “Poolee” Johnston 7/1/2020 2:46:34 PM

I can sub tomorrow 7/2 if anyone needs.

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Chris “Poolee” Johnston 7/1/2020 2:18:51 PM

What a terrible day for people named Dave.

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Bowers and Murton 6/4/2020 1:56:48 PM

After thinking about a ball hitting the stick as being called in and what happened as a result with me we have decided to change the rule to the ball must be on the ground and rolling when it hits the pin to be considered in. Also incase you did not know since there are no rakes in the traps you may your ball in the traps also.

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Jim 5/27/2020 12:04:17 PM

I hope everyone and your families are healthy

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Greg 4/1/2020 11:42:59 AM
gfisher@kiefteng.com

Congratulations to Steve and Shane for winning the 2019 Cup Championship!!! And thanks to all of you for playing in the league this year hope to see all of you next season May 7th 2020

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Jim 9/22/2019 1:13:01 PM
jbattishil@aol.com

SQS be releasing those weekly scores like Trump be releasing those income tax returns.

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Barack Obama 8/14/2019 9:21:19 PM

when Shane gets sheet posted for next week you will notice we are playing the schedule for 8/29 I have flopped 8/29 and 8/1 because we have two teams missing this coming week and they would have played each other on the 29th and this just makes it better for all.

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Jim 7/28/2019 4:45:33 PM

Ok...according to the current schedule we are golfing on the 4th and not on the 11th because it’s a holiday?!? I’m sure that’s not right...right?

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Cool Dave 6/27/2019 2:07:30 PM

Just a heads up you guys will be playing the back this week even though we got rained out last week the course keeps the same rotation

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Jim B 6/19/2019 11:13:19 AM

I’ll be posting a new schedule soon we obviously don’t golf on July 4th and now we will extend season

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Jim 6/13/2019 11:05:23 AM

Just got a call from course GOLF IS CANCELED FOR TONIGHT WE WILL PLAY THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE NEXT WEEK AND LEAGUE WILL EXTEND ONE WEEK

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Jim 6/13/2019 10:49:24 AM

Heads up guys just received this Hello League Players, Just wanted to send a quick note that we can NO LONGER guarantee that your members can walk in and get on the course before their league as in the past. We have been booking afternoon t-times and there are no longer a guaranteed time for your members. Please let your golfers know that so that they will not be disappointed when they come early and cannot get out to play. We welcome your league but they must make a t-time from now on for an extra 9 holes. Thank you so much for passing this information on. We look forward to seeing you! Sandi Sandi Connon Pro-Shop Manager Springfield Oaks Golf Course Oakland County Parks connons@oakgov.com 248-634-2261

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Jim 6/13/2019 9:32:03 AM

Who is responsible for posting scores? Not posting up to date scores is sooo Status Quo, and we all know that status quo sucks.

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Shasta McShanks 6/4/2019 10:33:36 AM

No more sandbagging. It’s hammertime

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Richard parker 5/23/2019 3:33:35 PM
Scratchmasterrich@gmail.com

5/9 Back 7 VS 3 1 VS 6 2 VS 9 5 VS 10 8 VS 4 Shane will be back soon to post schedule here ie one for this week

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Jim 5/7/2019 12:28:58 PM

Teams 1 Steve Shane 2 Rob John 3 Matt Rich 4 Thom Bill 5 Jim Al 6 Dave Dave 7 Greg Frank 8 Dan Ernie 9 Justin Matt 10 Brad Justin schedule 1-2 3-4 5-6 7-8 9-10 year schedule will be posted soon see everyone tonight

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Jim 5/2/2019 12:02:57 PM

Its May!!! Here we go again!!! see you all tomorrow

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Matt 5/2/2019 7:16:01 AM

Its May!!! Here we go again!!! see you all tomorrow

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Matt 5/1/2019 8:34:49 AM

Congrats to Matt Pritchard for improving his ave the most from 51 last year to 47 this year.

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Jim 9/15/2018 1:34:08 PM

Congrats to Steve and Shane for once again winning the League Championship!!!! We will get you next year. See all that can make it at Sugarbush Sept 23

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Jim 9/15/2018 1:02:14 PM

Team 1 Shane & Steve will play Team 4 Thom & Bill for the League Championship & Team 3 Matt & Rich will play Team 7 Rob & John for 3rd place Good luck to all teams

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Jim 9/12/2018 1:37:30 PM

Championship Round 1 Team 3 Mat & Rich are seed #1 for winning first half will play Team 4 Thom & Bill who are seed 4 while Seed 2 Shane & Steve will, once again 4 weeks in a row sorry guys just worked out that way, play seed 3 Eagle Shooting Rob (hole 7) & John. Good luck to all the rest pick a team and play Skins are still in play for all

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Jim 8/31/2018 1:13:11 PM

Congrats to Shane & Steve 2nd half winners

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Jim B 8/31/2018 1:01:36 PM

Congrats to Matt & Rich for winning the first half!!!!

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Jim 7/11/2018 10:14:54 AM

Position Round 6/28/18 team 3 / team 7, team 2 / team 4, team 1 / team 5, team 6 / team 8

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James Battishill 6/25/2018 10:03:00 PM

Don’t worry Murton, I worked it out with our league officers. You still get to play us next week. Keep the rain gods out of it this time. ;o)

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D. Conklin 5/3/2018 7:24:53 PM

Murton's prayers have been answered.

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Rain Gods 5/3/2018 12:45:38 PM

Just got a call from the course. We will be canceling golf tonight start next week!!!! Repeat of last year

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Jim 5/3/2018 12:43:46 PM
jbattishil@aol.com

LMAO...leave it to Murton to hire an attorney who doesn't know how to spell known!!!

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D. Conklin 5/3/2018 11:06:47 AM

Little know fact, my other secret client is... Shane Murton.

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Michael Cohen 5/3/2018 11:01:56 AM

Looks like Murton started his rain dance too early...going stop just in time for golf tonight. His fear: Two dudes who haven't swung a club in years kick his ass.

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General Public Knowledge 5/3/2018 9:18:12 AM

The top five reasons it’s a bad day for anyone playing Murton & Bowers: 5. Dudes play like molasses. 4. Sure it’s easy to outdrive Bowers (feel good) but at the end of the hole he always has a better score. 3. Having to listen to Murton drone on and on about how the GOP is the be all end all. 2. No matter how fat you are, there is always something that Murton is jealous of you for. 1. Dude...it’s Murton!

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D. Conklin 5/3/2018 7:50:28 AM

Vs. Bowers & Murton...phew...I thought we might have play someone good.

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D. Conklin 5/2/2018 4:50:46 PM
Bookmandude@gmail.com

I don't know who this Dave Conklin guy is but tomorrow is a bad day to be him. Showing up new on a golf league and having to play against Bowers and Murton on the first night? Ouch. After the beatdown I'll be surprised if they're back for week #2.

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Shane M 5/2/2018 2:16:12 PM

Don't forget we start golf this Thursday (5-3) schedule will be posted soon.

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Jim 5/1/2018 3:07:13 PM
jbattishil@aol.com

Congratulations to Steve & Shane for repeating as League Champions!!!

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Jim 9/15/2017 11:11:22 AM

Championship Match team #1 Murton/Bowers VS team #6 Marshall/Patterson then Team #7 Rabideau/Gray VS team #2 Dontje/Battishill the rest pick a team and play This is the last night I want to thank everyone for a great season and hope you all return next year!!!!

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Jim B 9/5/2017 4:13:25 PM

First round 8/31 team 2 Dontje & Battishill (seed 1) plays team 1 Murton & Bowers (seed 4) then team 7 Rabideau & Gray (seed 2) plays team 6 Patterson & Marshall (seed 3) the rest of the teams pick a team and play skins are still played

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Jim 8/24/2017 11:59:52 PM

Position Round this week the 24th 4 v blind 7 v 3, 6 v 2, 1 v 9, 5 v 8 good luck to all. Next week will start the 2 week playoffs

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Jim B 8/22/2017 9:30:20 AM

I have 2 guys that need their 3rd week in then I will be able get all weeks results posted. Hopefully next week it will happen

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Jim 6/2/2017 3:01:14 PM

Course Closed will see you next week 5-11-2017

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Jim 5/4/2017 3:19:37 PM

Can't wait to get open my first Diet Coors on the course!!! Woo-Hoo!!!

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Sven 5/1/2017 4:38:26 PM

League starts May 4th get your clubs out time to have some fun

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Jim B 4/22/2017 1:38:07 PM

Congratulations to this years Champions Steve Bowers & Shane Murton see you at Sugarbush Address: 1 Sugarbush Dr, Davison, MI 48423 Phone: (810) 653-3326 Sept 25th 9:00 first tee time

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Jim B 9/2/2016 8:34:24 AM

This week will be our last week of the season hope everyone had a great year and plans on coming back next season!!! Please let me know if you don't plan on returning. The Championship match is a repeat of last year with Bowers/Murton taking on Dontje/Battishill good luck to both teams. F ighting it out for 3rd place will be Fisher/Fisher against Pritchard/Parker good luck to you as well. The rest pick a team and play.

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Jim B 8/28/2016 1:20:15 PM

having a little trouble with your hearing Scott? you should get that checked out. it wont help you though, you will get your whoopin next week if you can make it out of your match today!

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El Presidente 8/25/2016 7:53:59 AM

Blah Blah Blah...That's all I heard...

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Scott 8/24/2016 1:48:58 PM

Blah Blah Blah...That's all I heard...

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Scott 8/24/2016 1:48:43 PM

AND NOW YOUR ALL IN BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!!! Matt and Rich are going to lite ya up!!!!!!

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El Presidente 8/24/2016 12:25:34 PM

I would like to congratulate the second half winners Rich Parker and Matt Pritchard. I would also like to explain how this happened. As you know I was not there so Al was going to use his son Joe as a sub which was ok as he was on the sheet for subs. But when Joe was unable to make it Al asked Bruce to fill in not realizing no new subs are allowed after week 15, so Al was only able to win 20 points and keep Scot and Jim from winning any and this allowed Rich and Matt to jump past both of us by winning all 50.

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Jim B 8/23/2016 5:21:39 PM

Two weeks left until Matt and I take the championship. What gifts are you guys bringing to our crowning ceremony?

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Richard Parker 8/18/2016 7:02:04 PM
Rfparker78@icloud.com

Front 8/18 Position Rnd 1 VS 9 3 VS 4 7 VS 2 6 VS 5 9 VS

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Jim battishill 8/12/2016 10:58:23 AM

WE HAVE CO-CHAMPS FIRST HALF CONGRATS TO TEAM 9 JIM & SCOTT & TEAM 3 SHANE & STEVE both teams will be in the end of year playoffs

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Jim battishill 6/25/2016 3:20:21 PM

57?? nice round Shane

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tms 5/23/2016 10:11:32 AM

Team 4 will not be here tonight 5/12 so I need team 5 to play against team 8 since I have to match them against each other anyway

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Jim B 5/12/2016 2:36:23 PM

T minus 2 hours to tee off the 20216 season!!!! the weather is great and the golf will be rusty but were going to do it anyway!!!!!!!

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El Presidente 5/5/2016 1:55:03 PM

Golfing yet?

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T 5/4/2016 3:26:11 PM

May 5th first week of new season first tee time is 4:02 please try to be there on time

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Jim battishill 4/29/2016 12:04:56 PM

Al and I won season 2 SQS Golf League championship. It was a great match! It went down to the last hole. Good Season look forward to next year and don't forget Sept. 20th at Sugarbush Golf Course

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Jim Battishill (Batman) 9/12/2015 12:30:48 PM

I just checked with Springfield, we are still golfing as of now.

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Chris Johnston 9/3/2015 2:56:16 PM

I heard the Championship Match had to be moved to next week. It must be because Sven had a Strippers Convention in Las Vegas to attend---he is chairman of the whores!

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Fellow Stripper Activist 9/3/2015 1:34:31 PM

They don't move the super bowl if Brady has plans. Sounds like someone wants an extra week to practice.

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Bitter Loser 9/1/2015 8:46:04 PM

Last weeks winners were Shane & Steve over Rich & Joe Al & Jim over Mike & Tom Shane and Steve will meet Al & Jim on the 10th because one player can not be there this week. This week skins are still in play so pick a team and go play don't forget to turn in score card to Matt.

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Jim Battishill (Batman) 9/1/2015 10:09:33 AM

Congrats to Joe & Rich 2nd half winners team 7 will play team 4 & team 6 will play team 3 the winners will face each other the following week for the Championship. All other teams pick a team to play. Skins still being played so turn in score cards to Matt.

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Jim Battishill (Batman) 8/22/2015 1:38:44 PM

Gee Golly fellas, that Matt Kessler is one fine piece of meat!

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"The Bank" 7/9/2015 2:07:44 PM

It's finally here! A battle for the ages! Matt and I are facing off against what would appear to be a couple of golfers who are either each missing an arm, or just don't get out to the golf course very often to practice. They "may" have a chance since it would seem like we are going to be playing some handicapped old men. Pritchard is playing Jada, giving him 7 strokes and I'm playing Kessler, giving him 8!!! Sounds a bit much, but hey, who am I to judge a couple of sandbagging mofo's. Tomorrow afternoon shall be a fun filled round with whiskey, beer, and probably a few other illegal substances (I think Kessler needs to be tested for HGH). See you fellers on the links!

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The Bank 7/1/2015 1:18:34 PM

Well done Rookies...well done! However, we won't be so lenient and welcoming next time we play! I'm not saying we gave it to you, but....

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The Bank 6/10/2015 3:51:22 PM

A monumental battle on the links yesterday?? A hazing did take place when the rookie pair wielded their battle axes and embarked on a proper but stern asswhoppen to a veteran opponent! Captain insano went down on Greg and Steve

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Beers and Balls 6/5/2015 12:46:39 PM

Nellie is so scared of team #2 that he left town.

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Reuters 6/4/2015 3:06:00 PM

Well, Well, Well...looks like it's time to officially and properly haze the new team on the league! Mentally prepare yourselves Greg and Steve for a monumental battle on the links today. The cosmos have aligned with edges of the ether and have formed a tidal wave of ass whoopings that are on their way straight to you two!! So put on thy armor, prepare to wield your battle axes and embark on the phantom ship head for Port Getyourasshandedtoyou....Hasta la vista perras!

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"The Bank" 6/4/2015 12:02:27 PM

That is actually of Pritchard molesting a COCK. Not really a surprise considering who he's standing next to.

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Chilifiend69 5/28/2015 2:20:40 PM

that pic looks EXACTLY like Mr.Murton , pants and all. I expect you to look like that at the end the match tonight also too! We all know that Sven is always happy to oblige ANYTHING ANY TIME! he will be to busy chasing turkeys for mating to golf!

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El Presidente Pritchard 5/21/2015 2:34:15 PM

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Team Taiwan Gayboys 5/21/2015 1:51:27 PM

Just so everyone gets a clear picture of who we're up against, this is Pritchard and Johnston. Come on Matt, quit molesting the chicken and let's get this match underway.

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Murton 5/21/2015 8:59:12 AM

Hopefully we can avoid Shane trying to knock us out so that he can take advantage of an unconscious golfer. This poor guy in the picture probably woke up with a driver in his rear end and Shane and Sven circling around him like a couple of perverted vultures. Sometimes in life you just don't win...especially if Shane and Sven get a hold of your rear end....

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Johnston (with a T) 5/21/2015 8:44:52 AM

Sometimes in life things happen that just make you shake your head in disbelief. Today is one of those days where I had to do just that. It seems Pritchard and Johnson haven't learned their lesson and are coming back for another beating. Sven and I are happy to oblige. Expect to look like this by the end of the night.

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Murton 5/21/2015 8:28:18 AM

@sqsgolf: It was an exciting first round of golf for the SQS Golf League on Thursday night! Two skins last night-Brad Patterson (17) Tom Burder (18)

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@SQSGolf 5/8/2015 8:53:24 AM

Time for the Pain Train to leave the station on its first trip to lay down an ass whoopin' on those two old farts Jim & Al. Hope you guys took your Metamucil today so you're all loosened up for the match! I'll bring the Bayer for Al's back pain from carrying Jim all last season. See you gents at 1600!!!

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Chris Johnston 5/7/2015 8:46:38 AM

Groundhog's Day! Punxsutawney Phil is still an Asshole--he said some bullshit about 6 more weeks of Winter!! Looking forward to seeing everyone's ugly faces in the Spring. Still waiting on verification of exact start date. I will be contacting everyone soon!

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#MoneyMan 2/2/2015 9:19:23 AM

Sometimes in life we stumble into an unbelievably insurmountable challenge that seems to be irrefutably unable to win....This is not the case tomorrow for Team Pritchard & Johnston. Tomorrow is one of those days when you wake up and look at your schedule and it's completely blank! There's no challenges, no problems, and definitely.....nothing to lose. You can sit around in your underwear all day cause that's how easy your day actually is!! The championship matchup scheduled for tomorrow might as well be considered over before it begins! The beast from the east Shane Murton & the Swede with the beads Svenson Von Bowersox HAVE NO CHANCE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, NO CHANCE ACROSS THE VAST DISTANCE OF THE MILKY WAY, AND NO CHANCE AMONG THE GREAT SPACE OF THE COSMOS in beating Team Awesome from the great beyond Matt "the Bridge" Pritchard & Sgt Chris "Henrik Von Pooleenstein" Johnston. Don't bother calling the fire department.....cause this match is way under control.

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Sgt Chris "Henrik Von Pooleenstein" Johnston 8/27/2014 11:56:33 AM

Shane and Steve will play Chris and Matt for the for the season 1 SQS League Championship The rest pair up as you wish. Thanks to all for participating in first year hope all come back next year!!!

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Jim 8/26/2014 12:44:09 PM

Team 1 - 9. Team 3 - 6 the rest can pick a team to play

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Jim Battishill 8/18/2014 10:40:55 PM

You probably guessed that everything was normal when team 6 goes home after golf. Guess again.

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Team 9 8/12/2014 1:17:38 PM

I was forecasting the end of the season....the Treasurer can see the future!

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Wise & Mystical Money Counter 8/4/2014 4:31:11 PM

So it appears the treasurer can't read a spreadsheet. Should I be worried?

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Murton 8/4/2014 2:34:49 PM

Dang...tied for first again....not much competition around here these days; except Nelly/Mike of course.

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Chris Johnston 8/4/2014 1:16:11 PM

Time to start playing for real bitches! Joe and rich came to play!!

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Rich Parker 7/10/2014 3:53:33 PM

Let's see if Joe/Rich can handle it in the big leagues today...odds are the pure dominance of Team America (Fuck Yeah) will reign supreme!! Sorry guys but the underdogs don't stand a chance...."insert sad face"

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Mr. Johnston 6/19/2014 8:37:59 AM

Schedule will be posted soon for position round sorry for the delay 6-8 1-9. 3-10. 7-2. 4-5

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Batman 6/18/2014 6:59:23 PM

Who is playing Matt and Chris tomorrow?

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Wannabeinsecond 6/18/2014 8:02:41 AM

that can of whoop ass tasted very yummy! I do believe we will have another!!!!

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team Pritchard/Johnston 6/11/2014 12:57:00 PM

Henrik no like when Svenson talk smack about person from homeland...Svenson deserve a spanking of sorts--very yummy!

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Henrik 6/4/2014 5:28:23 PM

I see little brother is acting up again....time to get out the can of whoop ass on Thursday...

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Bowers 6/4/2014 7:25:10 AM

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Henrik 6/3/2014 11:40:29 AM

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Henrik 6/3/2014 11:40:15 AM

Murton must be photoshoping old pics of he and sven again, you know they have a ton of that gay smut around! this pic is deffinatley them, their the only two that where pants to golf all the time, we whear shorts! thay must have had time for a little ass play after the round last week!!

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Pritchard 6/3/2014 10:17:46 AM

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SanFranGolfFan 6/3/2014 9:46:33 AM

let me reminde you who broke your precious skin streak, you fellas dont stand a chance!!!!

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Pritchard 6/3/2014 8:59:12 AM

Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you! I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

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Henrik VonDestroyYourAsses 6/3/2014 8:51:07 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhh SHIT!!! The annual Johnston/Pritchard versus Murton/Bowers matchup is this Thursday!!

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Chris Johnston 6/2/2014 5:50:05 PM

Live in fear Johnston...the "oooh shit" feeling is justified. Sven and myself will leave you sobbing in a fetal position on the #18 green.

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Murton 6/2/2014 3:01:41 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhh SHIT!!! The annual Johnston/Pritchard versus Murton/Bowers matchup is this Thursday!!

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Chris Johnston 6/2/2014 2:40:10 PM

I hope Kessler and Jacobson are bringing their Umbrellas and Rain Gear for today's match...cause Pritchard and Johnston are going to be raining BIRDIES all over the place!!

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Chris Johnston 5/1/2014 7:51:05 AM

That did not turn out very well Shane will post soon. I hope. First week is 1 vs 2, 3 vs 4, and so on Tee Times start at 3:56 then every 6 minutes Team # SQS Members 1 Mike Nelson Tom Burder 2 Thom Tinetti Mike Koziarz 3 Jim Battishill Al Dontje 4 Travis Johnston Paul Tinetti 5 Justin Jacobson Matt Kessler 6 Matt Pritchard Chris Johnston 7 Josh Kullis Jeremiah Armstrong 8 Joe Dontje Steve McGartland 9 Shane Murton Steve Bowers 10 Brad Patterson Jeff Marshall

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Batman 4/29/2014 6:56:06 PM

STATUS QUO SUCKS GOLF LEAGUE 10 TEAMS TIME 3:56 4:02 4:08 4:14 4:20 1 5/1/14 1-2 3-4 5-6 7-8 9-10 2 5/8/14 7-3 1-6 2-9 5-10 8-4 3 5/15/14 4-5 9-8 10-1 3-2 6-7 4 5/22/14 9-1 5-3 4-7 8-6 10-2 5 5/29/14 10-7 6-2 8-3 4-1 5-9 6 6/5/14 5-8 4-10 7-2 6-9 1-3 7 6/12/14 6-4 7-9 1-5 10-3 2-8 8 6/19/14 POSITION ROUND (WINNER WILL BE SEEDED #1) 9 6/26/14 3-9 8-1 6-10 2-4 7-5 10 7/3/14 8-10 2-5 9-4 1-7 3-6 11 7/10/14 4-3 10-9 1-2 6-5 8-7 12 7/17/14 6-1 4-8 3-7 9-2 10-5 13 7/24/14 8-9 7-6 5-4 1-10 2-3 14 7/31/14 3-5 2-10 1-9 7-4 6-8 15 8/7/14 2-6 9-5 7-10 3-8 1-4 16 8/14/14 POSITION ROUND (WINNER WILL BE SEEDED #2) 17 8/21/14 SEED #1 PLAYS SEED #3 SEED # 2 PLAY SEED #4 THE REST WILL BE SET LATER 18 8/28/14 WINNERS OF WEEK 17 WILL PLAY FOR CHANPIONSHIP REST WIL L BE SET LATER SEEDS THREE AND FOUR WILL BE DECIDED BY THE NEXT TWO TEAMS WITH THE MOST POINTS FOR THE ENTIRE SEASON TIES WILL BE DECIDED BY LOW NET TOTAL STROKES FOR THE SEASON

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Jim Battishill (Batman) 4/29/2014 6:51:27 PM

All of the teams are paid in full. We have a 10 team league for the 2014 SQS Golf League. See you boys in a week!

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Chris Johnston 4/25/2014 3:47:50 PM

Less than 2 weeks until the season starts gentlemen! Schedule is almost completed. We have 10 teams for sure as of today, and we're waiting to hear from 2 more to make a full league.

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Chris Johnston 4/19/2014 11:37:31 AM

Hiding under an alias is status quo. Choosing an alias that refers to the act of fingering one's own bung is thankfully not status quo. I move that chiving not be allowed during league play.

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Murton 4/8/2014 11:29:00 PM

I posted it 3 times because posting 1 time is status quo!

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Chivey McChiverson 4/8/2014 9:57:07 PM

Sounds like a WHOLE LOT OF WHINING coming from the peanut gallery....Twitter Blasts, FB Posts, now extending to the golf website! Blasphemy I tell ya...Blasphemy!

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Chivey McChiverson 4/8/2014 9:55:08 PM

For the love of God, please no chiving on the golf course!

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Murton 4/8/2014 7:21:09 AM

Sven and I were going to practice all winter so we could dominate this season. Then we looked at the list of opponents and quickly realized no practice was needed. It's going to be like Putin vs Obama...everyone knows the Kenyan gets his ass kicked.

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2014 SQS Champs 4/3/2014 5:31:47 PM

Weird.....we had 12 Golfers on here the other day--and NOBODY WANTED TO TALK SHIT.....must've been a random 12 people that stumbled across the website. All of my fellow golfing friends LOVE TO TALK SMACK!!

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Poolee VonHenrikson 4/3/2014 3:42:12 PM

I second Presidente Matt's post with one exception..."We Win"

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Treasurer-Poolee VonHenrikson 4/1/2014 1:11:51 PM

as el presidente of the SQS golf leauge I officaly open the smack talking!!!! I declare this by executive order #1 . Executive order #2, I win. you all can show up to have some fun golfing but I win!!

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El Presidente 4/1/2014 12:41:46 PM

Well, get to it. Let's hear the best you've got. I just hope you're better at talking smack than you are at golf.

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Shane Murton 3/31/2014

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